Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.