Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense,

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I Want To Get The Joke To Work Without Having To Put Any Words Or To Say Anything. I Just Want The Person To Look At It, And Quietly In Their Brain, They Can Just Put It Together And Say, "cool, That One Works".

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.