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Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

Use Crazy Glue And Nails To Turn A Rocking Chair Into Just A Chair That Looks Like A Rocking Chair.

Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You Want To Meet Anyone Ever.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.