Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal

Yes, I Have This Crazy Honk Of A Laugh.

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.