My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

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Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.