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Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

Tv's Not The Same Buzz. If Someone Tells You Three Million People Watched The Show Last Week, That's Good But, When You Walk Out In Front Of 1,000, You Think, 'oh My God, This Had Better Be Good'.

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

Like Most Of The World's Population I'm Into Coffee, My Perfect Weekend Would Start With A Pint Of Coffee.