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After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.