I Go Around The Country And Do

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.