Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of

The Only Thing Some People Do Is Get Older.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.