Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

For Every Quarrel A Man And Wife Have Before Others, They Have A Hundred When Alone.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.