A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

There Is No Such Thing As A Convincing Argument, Although Every Man Thinks He Has One.