Women Should Have Labels On Their Foreheads

I Don't Remember Ever Being Full Of Dislike And Hatred For People, Like Some Kids I've Come Across Now.

They Smoke Cigarettes Professionally. The Smoke Is Inhaled Very Sharply And The Teeth Are Bared.then The Head Turns To Give You A Profile And The Smoke Is Exhaled Slowly And Deliberately And The Grey Jet Stream Becomes A Beautiful Blue Cloud Of Smoke.what Are They Trying To Tell Us?

You Never See A Pretty, Unattached Girl On A Racecourse. But You Often See Positive Gangs Of Rather Unpretty Ones. They Are The Owners Or The Owners' Wives And They Wear Mink In All Weathers And Far Too Much Make-up. For Some Odd Reason, I Can Never Work Out Why They Always Seem To Be Married To Haulage Contractors In The North, Builders In The South And Farmers In The West.

Oh, To Me Not Drinking Is Like Being Dead, Almost. I Sit Here Taking Endless Journeys Down Memory Lane. It Gets Boring.

One Of The Things That Goes With Getting Older Is That One Becomes More Conservative - And I Emphasise That When I Use The Word Conservative I Do Not Mean Politically.