Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

The Age Of Your Children Is A Key Factor In How Quickly You Are Served In A Restaurant. We Once Had A Waiter In Canada Who Said, "could I Get You Your Check?" And We Answered, "how About The Menu First?"

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

Time. It Hangs Heavy For The Bored, Eludes The Busy, Flies By The For Young, And Runs Out For The Aged.