Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

Don't Confuse Fame With Success. Madonna Is One; Helen Keller Is The Other.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.

Never Go To Your High School Reunion Pregnant Or They Will Think That Is All You Have Done Since You Graduated.