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When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Make Cookies.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.

No One Ever Died From Sleeping In An Unmade Bed.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.