A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

In Two Decades I've Lost A Total Of 789 Pounds. I Should Be Hanging From A Charm Bracelet.

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?