Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You

Once You See The Drivers In Indonesia You Understand Why Religion Plays Such A Part In Their Lives.

For Years My Wedding Ring Has Done Its Job. It Has Led Me Not Into Temptation. It Has Reminded My Husband Numerous Times At Parties That It's Time To Go Home. It Has Been A Source Of Relief To A Dinner Companion. It Has Been A Status Symbol In The Maternity Ward.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.

Babies Should Enjoy The Freedom To Vocalize Whether It Be In Church, A Public Meeting Place, During A Movie, Or After Hours When The Lights Are Out. They Have Not Yet Learned That Joy And Laughter Have To Last A Lifetime And Must Be Conserved.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?