I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

Maybe You Know Why A Child Can Reject A Hot Dog With Mustard Served On A Soft Bun At Home, Yet Eat Six Of Them Two Hours Later At Fifty Cents Each.

Babies On Television Never Spit Up On The Ultrasuede.