Car Designers Are Just Going To Have

It's The Three Pairs Of Eyes That Mothers Have To Have...one Pair That See Through Closed Doors. Another In The Back Of Her Head...and, Of Course, The Ones In Front That Can Look At A Child When He Goofs Up And Reflect 'i Understand And I Love You' Without So Much As Uttering A Word.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

Once You See The Drivers In Indonesia You Understand Why Religion Plays Such A Part In Their Lives.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.