At The Mirage Sportsbook, You Can Get

For A Degenerate Like Me, Vegas Is Like A Walk Down Memory Lane. Last Time I Went To Vegas, I Went To My Old Coke Dealer's Kid's Bar Mitzvah.

At The Mirage Sportsbook, You Can Get A Line On 2 Kid Playing Wiffleball In The Backyard In Minnesota

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.