It's Good To Be Alive.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.