As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.