If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine