If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.