If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

We Frequently Hear Of People Dying From Too Much Drinking. That This Happens Is A Matter Of Record. But The Blame Is Always Placed On Whisky. Why This Should Be I Never Could Understand. You Can Die From Drinking Too Much Of Anything - Coffee, Water, Milk, Soft Drinks And All Such Stuff As That. And So As Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing. I Will Make Mine Whisky.