Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open?

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

In A Movie Like This, The Relationship Between The Two Guys Is Crucial. It Sinks Or Swims On How These Two Guys Are Together. I Think We Did A Good Job.

I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off Your Face!