I'd Like To Produce, Direct, Write, Score,

Mick Jagger's Lips' So Big, Black People Be Going, "you Got Some Big-ass Lips!"

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

The Welfare Of Our Children Is Our Main Concern, And Their Best Interests Are Our First Priority.

I'm In A Whole Different Part Of Show Business. I'm Not Even Part Of Shakespeare In Love.

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!