Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

The Thing About Kids Is That They Express Emotion. They Don't Hold Back. If They Want To Cry, They Cry, And If They Are In A Good Mood, They're In A Good Mood.

I Only Want To Do What I Really Want To Do; Otherwise, I'm Content To Sit Here And Play My Guitar All Day.

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You, Like, Using "the Force"?

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!