The White Man Gets All The Best

Making A Movie Is A Collaborative Effort And Sometimes All The Ingredients Don't Work Out. I Know That Every Now And Again I Am Going To Make A Movie That Won't Work.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe Even A Superfly, But I Bet You Ain't Never Seen A Donkey Fly! Ha, Ha!

You Can't Let The Good Things People Say Make You Feel Too Good, Because You're Going To Let The Bad Things Make You Feel Bad.