The White Man Gets All The Best

I’m A Comedian Who Got Into Movies, So I Don’t Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

The Best Way You Hurt Rich People Is By Turning Them Into Poor People

There's Always Been A Lot Of Negative Stuff Written About Me. That's Why I Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics. They've Never Liked Anything I've Done. What Do Critics Know? It's The Way The Audience Reacts That Matters.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money. I Grew Up In The Projects And You Don't Turn Down Money There. You Take It, Because You Never Know When It's All Going To End. I Made Cop Iii Because They Offered Me $15 Million. That $15 Million Was Worth Having Roger Ebert's Thumb Up My Ass.