The White Man Gets All The Best

Mick Jagger's Lips' So Big, Black People Be Going, "you Got Some Big-ass Lips!"

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.