I Spent My 30s Fixing Everything I

I Leave My House All The Time! But I'm Not At All The Hollywood Parties. I'm Grown, And Where Else Am I Supposed To Be? I'm Supposed To Be Home.

I Just Voted For Jesse Jackson !

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

Making Movies Is Time-consuming And It's Boring. You Spend Most Of Your Time Waiting Between Takes. It's Like A Big Machine That Moves Slowly.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived.