I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off

The Other Day I Got Out The Shower And I Bend Down To Reach For A Towel, And I Felt A Sharp Pain In My Chest. Shot Through My Chest And Up Around My Shoulder And Down My Spine. I Thought 'oh, Lord.' I Thought I Was Dying. I Bent Over And Looked, And I Was Standing On My Own Titty.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived.

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

This Is How You Answer A Door In My Neighborhood. Who Is It?

I Will Blow Your Face Clean Off Your Face!