The Thing About Kids Is That They

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.

Flowers Are The Fastest Way To A Woman's Heart. Well, Actually, The Fastest Way Is Through Her Rib Cage, But Flowers Are A Lot Less Messy.

I Been Seeing Newspapers Every Sunday Morning, White Dudes Be In There In Their Drawers, Never Having No Bulge In They Drawers. Smiling At You. If I Ain't Have No Bulge, I Wouldn't Be Smiling!

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

The Advice I Would Give To Someone Is To Not Take Anyone’s Advice.