Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically,

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.