In Writing I Found Something I Could

Whatever Story You're Telling, It Will Be More Interesting If, At The End You Add, "and Then Everything Burst Into Flames.

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.