If I Have A Talent For Making

It's Perfectly Okay If You Don't Understand Every Single One Of Them. For One Thing, I Make A Lot Of Corny Jokes, And You Have To Be 40 Years Old To Get Some Of Them.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

Children Are Like Sponges; They Start To Smell After A Little While.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.