And If That Isnt The Truth, It

Give Me Liberty! Or A Bran Muffin!

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.