An Appeal Is When You Ask One

What's Wan Man's News Is Another Man's Throubles.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.