Adjust Your Makeup To The Light In

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

Adjust Your Makeup To The Light In Which Your Wear It.