Men Are Just As Vain As Women,

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

Hard Work Keeps The Wrinkles Out Of The Mind And Spirit.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

I Have Never Had My Face Lifted. I Prefer To Have My Spirits Lifted. In My Opinion, The Effect Is Very Nearly The Same.