There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy

Adjust Your Makeup To The Light In Which Your Wear It.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

Hard Work Keeps The Wrinkles Out Of The Mind And Spirit.

Listen! Say Less Rather Than More. If You Want To Be Smart, Play Stupid!