There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy

I've Always Thought That A Woman Owes It To Herself To Treat The Subject Of Her Age With Ambiguity.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

Leave The Table While You Still Feel You Could Eat A Little More.

I Have Never Had My Face Lifted. I Prefer To Have My Spirits Lifted. In My Opinion, The Effect Is Very Nearly The Same.

The Best Antidote To Worry, I Have Always Believed, Is Work And More Work.