A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With

I Wish My Name Was Brian Because Maybe Sometimes People Would Misspell My Name And Call Me Brain. That's Like A Free Compliment And You Don't Even Gotta Be Smart To Notice It.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

I Had To Take A Physical To Do This Show. They Had A Lot Of Weird Questions Like, "have You Ever Tried Sugar Or Pcp?"

I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I Made A Cube.

An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.