A Lot Of People Don't Like Bumper

I Am What I Eat. And I Am This Especially When I Bite My Nails.

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

If I Think Of A Joke That's Really Dirty And I Think It's Funny I'll Try It But What I've Found Over The Years Is They Just Don't Laugh. It Doesn't Work Coming Out Of My Mouth So It's Like They Taught Me 'don't Do That. Don't Go That Way Or You'll Lose Me.'

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

Relationships, Like Eyebrows, Are Better When There Is Space Between Them.