A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.