A Guy Knows He's In Love When

The People That Hunt Are The Guys That Really Vehemently Protect The Environment. You Find That People That Live On Ranches Tend To Want To Keep It That Way, And I've Always Loved That About The Hunters That I've Known. They Eat What They Kill, And They Carry It Out. They Don't Shoot For Sport.

I Have Way Too Many Commitments. I Get Pulled In Too Many Directions And I Never Seem To Be Able To Satisfy Anybody. People Get Turned On By Knowing A Celebrity, Even My Friends And Family. They Feel That There's Something Exciting About Me, But In Reality There's No Substance To It. People In Airports Just Hold On To Me Expecting Something And It Seems That I Always Come Up Empty. It's Frustrating Because I'm Trying To Please Everybody, And Ya Just Can't Do That ... At Least I Can't.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.