A Guy Knows He's In Love When

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

My Dad's Death Reminds Me Of Earthquakes - Things That Shake Your Foundation.

The World Is Your Oyster When You Are Successful. That Was When I Was Getting Scripts. I Was Planning For This. I Like This Business. Parts Of It I Love, And I Didn't Want It To Just End. The Further You Get Away From Your Success, The Less Your Phone Rings. The Next Thing You Know, It's 20 Years Later And You're In A Mall Going, "remember When Al And I Used To Do Something Like This.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

In Marriage, Compromise Nurtures The Relationship.