A Guy Knows He's In Love When

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

I Have Always Enjoyed Do-it-yourself Projects, .. Being In A Position To Actually Help Design And Bring Tools To Market Is An Incredible Opportunity. Being Able To Fund Charities As A Result Is Phenomenal.

I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.