A Guy Knows He's In Love When

I Used To Live An Isolated Existence, Even In Relationships, But Now My Family Knows Me For Who I Really Am. Mostly, That's A Good Thing.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Playing Golf Is Like Going To A Strip Joint. After 18 Holes You Are Tired And Most Of Your Balls Are Missing.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.