I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.

Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides, This Is Just The Manufacturer's Opinion On How To Put This Together.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

Jill, We Became Parents So We Could Tell Our Kids What To Do. Otherwise We're Just The Tallest People Living Here.

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