Real Men Don't Use Instructions, Son. Besides,

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

A Car Crossed Two Lanes Of Traffic, Flipped, And Landed On My Dad's Car. I Don't Blame Cars. My Dad Loved Cars. I Don't Have Many Memories Of My Dad. The Love Of Cars Is All I Have Of Him, Really.

Men Often Do Things For Women That They Don't Want To Do, So That Women Will Do Things For Men That They Don't Want To Do.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

A Guy Knows He's In Love When He Loses Interest In His Car For A Couple Of Days.