Men Often Do Things For Women That

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably Still Fix It.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

In My Experience, It's All Wonderful With Girls Until About 16. Around That Time, Boys Kind Of Calm Down And Start Focusing Their Testosterone. Girls Get A Little Challenging, Especially For Fathers.