If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.

I'm One Of These Guys That Just Spoils The Environment. I Like Atvs And Snowmobiles. I Have A Motorcycle Up There, And I Like Cruising Through The Hills.

I Had A Very Easy Time Loving An Audience. But When It's One-on-one With Somebody, All I Wanted To Do Was Run Away, Because Maybe They're Going To Want Something From Me I Can't Give, Or They're Going To Hurt Me.