Dogs Will Eat Till They Die. Cats

Before Kady Was Born, I Didn't Think Having A Kid Would Be Such A Big Deal. My Attitude Was Simple: Babies Are Nice, Play With Them, Put Them In The Closet Until The Next Time.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Anarchist.

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.

I May Go Back And Spice It Up With A Little Bit Of The Tool Stuff And Grunting And All That That I Know So Well. But It Feels Like I'm Rehashing Old Material. And Some Of My Audiences Like That. So I'm There To Entertain. I'm Not There To Make A Political Statement Or Anything Like That. I'm There To Entertain.

My Dad's Death Reminds Me Of Earthquakes - Things That Shake Your Foundation.