I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari

Women Are Brilliant. Every Woman Knows How To Do The Weirdest Thing Right Out Of The Bucket. Every Woman Knows How To Do That Hindu Head Wrap With The Towel Out Of The Shower. A Typhoon Couldn't Blow That Thing Off Their Heads. Ever Try To Do That? You Look Like A Drunk Iraqi Soldier.

Kids Learn By Example. If I Respect Mom, They're Going To Respect Mom.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.

When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.