A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.