An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.