An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.