If You Laid All Our Laws End

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.